Layger Brewhaus Super Simple Infinite Cider Theorem Recipe

Original hypothesis formed August, 2018 The Layger Brewhaus Super Simple Infinite Cider Theorem Recipe takes longer to read than it does to make! Our simple cider recipe requires just three ingredients, no sanitizer, and no special gear. Best of all, our recipe makes an infinite amount of still (uncarbonated) hard cider at a rate of about … Continue reading Layger Brewhaus Super Simple Infinite Cider Theorem Recipe

Samantha’s Abduction IPA

PROPERTIES AND CHARACTERISTICS: Hoppy haze topped with a thick, creamy head of fine bubbles and emanating a citrusy, flowery aroma. Apricot nose. Sweet, chewy, satisfying body. Boldly reverberating, mouth-watering finish. Blunts human senses. 40 percent sweet, 60 percent bitter. FEST QUOTES: "Piney smell. Really good. No malt, nice thin body. Good bitterness. Grapefruit finish lingering. … Continue reading Samantha’s Abduction IPA

Soursquatch Uncommon Grapefruit Steam Lager

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe Brewed March, 2016 OBJECTIVE: Moderately malty with toasty and caramel malt flavor. Earthy, spicy, with citrusy hop bite. Dry, crisp, and grainy finish. Aroma of grapefruit. No added acid, sourness, or tartness from fruit. ACTUAL OUTCOME: Amazing grapefruit aroma before sipping, great nose. Sourness of the grapefruit peel clobbers you from … Continue reading Soursquatch Uncommon Grapefruit Steam Lager

McFlyPA IPA

DAVE: Say, Jonny, have you tried dis new McFlyPA? JON: McWhaddyasay? DAVE: McFlyPA! Named aftuh dat Irish guy from over in Hill Valley, I think it is. <pour> Bottoms up! <dramatic sip> JON: Wow! Now that’s somethin’ to write home about! Sweet up front, easy malts, a little hop bite on the back end...............if ya know what I mean! <sly wink> Recipe lost to time! Comments: "Intense, in your face bitterness. Just like Biff. Almost tastes like it has tannins. Can't be a chicken if you are gonna drink this 'til you are zazzled. But that bitterness slides off the tongue as if it's going 88 mph. Then it's back...to the future … Continue reading McFlyPA IPA

Donkey Dunkel

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe DAVE: What about dat one? JON: Which one? DAVE: THAT one, the dark one way over dere. JON: Welllll, I dunno about dat one. DAVE: Whaddya mean? What’s wrong wit it? JON: Get dis -- it’s called “Donkey Dunkel”. DAVE: Ya’ kiddin’ me? JON: Would I do that? DAVE: Psh! C’mon now. Let’s give it the old heave ho. We’ll try it together. <pour, dramatic sip, look> BOTH: Dis lager kicks ass! Grab an ass. Comments: "This reflects the golden age of beers - unbelievable flavor and intensity...just like the dames in this joint." BREW IT 6 lbs Briess Munich liquid malt extract 1/2 lbs Caramunich malt 1/2 lbs Victory malt … Continue reading Donkey Dunkel

Tossed Salad Cucumbers & Celery Pilsner

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe JON: What about this Tossed Salad pilsner? Some whackjob from near Philly brewed it -- wit cucumbers and celery! DAVE: Quit yappin’ about it and pour me a glass, already! <dramatic sip>  DAVE: Mm, mm! A man could develop quite a thirst drinkin’ this beer. Rehydrate the Amish Way Comments: "It's like I am at one of those fancy schmancy hotels. You know, the one's that have that water jug at the desk? They have these cucumbers and things in 'em. It's like that. Or maybe I could drink it with some … Continue reading Tossed Salad Cucumbers & Celery Pilsner

Witch Hazelnut Amber

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe Beer Beta: Style: Amber Ale Malts: Pale malt extract, Karo dark syrup, clover honey, brown rice syrup, Crystal, Victory Hops: Willamette, Fuggles Yeast: European Ale Other: 12 oz Odell's 90 Shilling, roasted hazelnuts Questions? Ask the Brewer: Dave Octobertheseventhfest comments: Missing! BREW IT Based very loosely on the “Stunreeb Lezah … Continue reading Witch Hazelnut Amber

Noggin Knocker Roggenbier Amber Rye Ale

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe  Beer Beta: Style: Amber Rye Ale Malts: Amber Malt Extract, Light Dry, Crystal, Rye Flakes, Cara Pils Hops: Centennial, Mount Hood Yeast: American Ale Other: Irish moss Questions? Ask the Brewer: Dave Octobertheseventhfest comments: Missing! BREW IT Ingredients: 5 lb Amber Malt Extract Syrup 1 lb Light Dry Malt Extract 1 … Continue reading Noggin Knocker Roggenbier Amber Rye Ale

Empire Special Bitter

Beer Beta: Style: Extra Special Bitter Malts: light malt extract, Crystal Hops: Gallena, Challenger Yeast: London ESB Other: Irish moss Impressive. Most impressive. Questions? Ask the Brewer: Jon Octobertheseventhfest comments: Missing! BREW IT Overview: This recipe is the English Extra Special Bitter (ESB) recipe from Stomp Them Grapes / Hop to It Homebrew store in Boulder, … Continue reading Empire Special Bitter

Steampunk Lager

Beer Beta: Style: California Common (aka "steam lager") Malts: pale malt extract, 80L English crystal malt Hops: Northern Brewer Yeast: California lager Other: Irish moss Anachronic Tonic Questions? Ask the Brewer: Jon Octobertheseventhfest comments: "Smooth lager with mild hopness overtones. Like the name invokes, this brew has a wonderful brass coloring that compliments its almost … Continue reading Steampunk Lager

Sudsy Joe’s Motor Oil Coffee Cream Imperial Stout

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe Beer Beta: Style: Imperial Stout Malts: dark malt, roasted barley, crystal 120, chocolate, crystal 40, Victory, black patent Hops: Chinook, Saaz, Tettnanger Yeast: Irish Ale Other: gypsum, lactose, cold-pressed coffee concentrate Perfect lubrication for common social situations Questions? Ask the Brewer: Dave Octobertheseventhfest comments: "Malted barley and light coffee subtleties … Continue reading Sudsy Joe’s Motor Oil Coffee Cream Imperial Stout

Flamin’ Mamie Chili Honey Pilsner

A Layger Brewhaus Original Recipe Beer Beta: Style: Pilsner Malts: light malt extract, honey Hops: Czech Saaz Yeast: Czech Pils Other: roasted ancho chili peppers, Irish moss SWEET HEAT Questions? Ask the Brewer: Dave Octobertheseventhfest comments: "Mamie would make Roger Rabit say 'Jessica Who?' VERY subtle hints of spice in a smooth, slightly hoppy brew."—Kris … Continue reading Flamin’ Mamie Chili Honey Pilsner